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14th November 2006 - posted by Rob

The new Tozzer Video Report is now up! This one's from the recent London MCM Expo, which is always a fantastic show. The cosplayers who turned up were an amazing bunch, so we filmed them, then persuaded Morgan Freeman to be the narrator. You may remember him narrating a little movie called March of the Penguins.

But are you ready for... March of the Supergeeks?

Remember, folks, we need you to share the love. So if ya like the video, please give it a nice rating and pass the link on to your friends! Make us happy!

You can discuss the video here.

And if you wanna meet the Tozzers, you're in luck, coz we'll be in Manchester on 18-19 November, then in Birmingham on the following weekend. Come along, have a chat, let your hair down and buy our comics. Sounds like a plan, no?

Adios!


29th August 2006 - posted by Rob

Hey, finally, an update! It's been two months, and you probably assume that me and Pete are dead, but no, not yet! There's life in the old Tozzers yet.

We had a booth at the world-famous San Diego Comicon last month, and that was simply incredible. Incredibly big, at any rate. We made a little video of our experiences, and I think you'll agree that we really captured the spirit of the event. Ok, maybe we didn't, but at least you get to hear a little Spandau Ballet.

You can discuss the video here.

Looking ahead, to 17th September, we'll be exhibiting at the National Collectors Marketplace. Then on 28th-29th October, we'll be at the London MCM Expo, which is a really outstanding event, so come along!

Until then, take it easy.


26th June 2006 - posted by Rob

How would you like to meet some of the biggest names in the entertainment industry? Well now's your chance! This weekend, 1-2 July, the London Film & Comic Con gets underway and it will, quite literally, blow your mind. Especially if you strap a grenade to your head and attach a sign to the pin, which says "pull me".

If you come along and say hello, we'll say hello back. We might even get a conversation going, ya never know.

In other news, that nice Mr Paul Gravett has written a piece on Tozzer, and everyone should read it, coz I said so.


10th June 2006 - posted by Rob

"Our survey says 86% of the attendees were a couple of cans short of a six-pack. The remaining 14% were a six-pack short of a six-pack. In other words, madder than an inbred glue-sniffing hatter."

Could this be another Tozzer Report? Well aren't you the lucky ones. Yes, it's a further helping of stupidity from those crazy Tozzer fools. Find out what went down at the London MCM Expo...

Now make us happy and spread the word!


31st May 2006 - posted by Rob

Phew! The Tozzer Report from the Bristol Comics Expo is finally online.

Spread the word!!


19th May 2006 - posted by Rob

Ok, so this has nothing to do with comics, but the Tozzers recently spoke to Sony about their Playstation 3 console and we have exciting news... It will be available for just £42,500!

Now everyone can afford to drive a PS3.


6th April 2006 - posted by Rob

"A squeaky voice giggles malevolently. Razor-like fangs bury themselves deep into your soft, yielding flesh. You can vaguely feel your skull give way, then you die slowly, but painlessly, as your brain is sucked out through a KFC straw."

The wait is over! Yup, the Tozzer Report from last month's Memorabilia show is now online.

Spread the word!!


18th March 2006 - posted by Rob

Clap your hands and smile inanely! The Tozzer Report from the Web & Mini Comix Thing is now online:

And, as if that wasn't enough, we've also got a fab new T-shirt for all you killer babes out there:

We'll be selling our T-shirts, prints and books at the Memorabilia show at the Birmingham NEC next weekend (25-26 March). Come along! If you can't make it, then we'll also have a table at the National Collectors Marketplace in London, on April 2.

Oh, and in the words of Columbo, "One more thing"... That nice Paul Gravett has included Tozzer 2 in his latest comic book roundup. Go take a peek!


1st March 2006 - posted by Rob

"What you need to know about Collectormania is this. It’s all about the celebs. People come, they get the cast of Stargate SG1 to scribble their names on a photograph, and they leave, happy as piranhas at a waterpolo game."

That's right, people, the Tozzer Report from Collectormania G-Mex is now online.

Spread the word!


18th February 2006 - posted by Rob

Hail to the King! We have a new T-shirt, available next week from the comic guru. It's big, it's colour, it's got a cool gorilla on it. We were selling it at last weekend's Collectormania show, and it even found its way into the hands of a couple of celebrities. To find out more, come back in a few days and read the latest Tozzer Report!


19th January 2006 - posted by Rob

The Tozzers are on TV! Well, almost. It's got a "TV" domain name, anyhow. Yes, it's bigmonster.tv, where you can see video interviews with some of the biggest names in the media world. Plus me and Pete. After you've entered the site, ya need to click on "comics".

Many thanks to Nick at Big Monster for putting this together.

 
   
 
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