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24th December 2007 - posted by Rob Ho, ho, ho! No, calm down, I'm not talking about prostitutes, I'm being festive! Yes, it's that time of year, folks. It's the season to get plastered, crash the car, spend the night in the clink, and get violated by a seven foot tall ogre named Chuck. We've all been there. It's also the season to get free stuff! So in that spirit, Ablaze Media has teamed up with those good folks over at Memorabilia, to give five peeps the chance to win a signed copy of Peckerwood: 24 Minutes. And all you have to do is answer a really really easy question. I'll even give you a clue about the answer: it's "Tozzer and the --------- --- -------". Given that no one ever enters these competitions, I estimate that you have a 68.2% chance of winning, so what are you waiting for? Go claim your free book! Lastly, but not leastly, Peckerwood is now available to buy online. About time! The version available right now is the special limited edition version, with the slightly rude "TWAT" cover:
Only 250 printed, and the Guru has 40 left, at the time of writing. So drop by his site and snap up a copy! Have a great Christmas everyone, and for all you wonderful people who don't celebrate this particular Christian festival, well, have fun in hell. No, I jest! Seasons greetings. Be merry. Don't crash that car. Do steer clear of Chuck.
Attention, internet people, there's another fantastic newsletter up!
And that's pretty much all I have to say.
P-Day is tomorrow! Look, there's even a press release up, to celebrate this momentous occasion. And Peckerwood is also mentioned on the front page of the Memorabilia site. See, someone cares! So
come to sunny Birmingham this weekend. You can hassle
the psychic guy from Heroes, or the dad from Smallville
- or you could even hassle me and Pete! Ya know what else you could
do? Buy some stuff! Yeah, look at this tasty merchandise...
Speaking of T.W.A.T. (Terrorism, Weapons And Tactics), how about a nice, discreet, T-shirt? Be the envy of all your friends! Get punched in the face by drunken idiots! Do you have the cojones to wear this?
So maybe you're scared of walking around with a T.W.A.T. shirt on? We have the solution! Try one of our new extra-sexy limited edition T.W.A.T. mugs! I know, I know, we're really selling out at this point, but everyone needs more T.W.A.T. in their lives.
If you can't make it to Memorabilia this weekend (shame on you!) then the Comic Guru will shortly have some Peckerwood books in stock. And he'll be the only retailer in the world to have the books so early. He's also got the T.W.A.T. T-shirts in stock, for you lucky, lucky people! Well, enough of the hard sell. Now sign up to the newsletter, folks - it's SUCH FUN!
So, it's official. P-Day is November 24th 2007. Yup, 24 Minutes is out on the 24th - it's almost like we planned it that way. But no, we're not that clever. Anyhoo, we're coming to Memorablia, and we're bringing Peckerwood with us, so clear a path! Click on the Meet The Tozzers logo above to see our upcoming convention schedule.
You might also want to read our latest newsletter.
Behold - the site's been updated! Look, there's a section on Peckerwood now, with character profiles and a synopsis of Peckerwood: 24 Minutes. The Newsletter Archives have also been updated, so you can read the latest ramblings of me and Pete.
Keep an eye out for more updates as P Day approaches. P Day? Yeah, that's the day when you lucky readers get your hands on the very first Peckerwood book. Excited? No? Man, tough crowd.
Well, it's almost that time of year again, when me and Pete take the
world of comics by storm, flying over to San Diego
for the geek-fest that is Comic-Con.
We'll be selling Tozzer books, limited prints, and original artwork,
and we'll also be promoting the amazing soon-to-be-released (well, soonish)
series called Peckerwood! We'll be talking more about Peckerwood
in our next newsletter, so sign up now,
folks!!
And in other news... look, this website turned a bit yellow. Weird, huh.
Those of you who went to the Bristol Expo last weekend
would have seen the fantastic booklet, which was given away free. Well,
ya would have seen it, if the printers had delivered the booklets
on time, but they didn't. So you also didn't catch the ad for Peckerwood
which was proudly positioned on the back.
So, the Bristol Comics Expo is over, and as usual it
was a top-notch affair. We corrupted a whole new batch of souls, and
then supped on the blood of virgins to celebrate. Or at least, we would
have done, but we were in Bristol, so we were out of luck on the virgins
front. We had our usual tables in the far corner of the hall, so the
more vulnerable attendees knew where to steer clear of. Opposite us
were Duncan Fegredo and Sean Phillips,
who were clearly intimidated by the power of the Tozzers. But this year,
we were not just selling our Tozzer books. We were also promoting our
upcoming graphic novel series, which will be launched this October.
Wanna know more about this fantabulous project?
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